Ted is not a Zombie Just ask him. Sure, he picked up a "skin thing" on his vacay in The Caribbean, and he's hungering for brains, but who isn't?
He's in love with a Vampire... or is he? Yes, she juggles bowling balls and craves blood... but once Ted is lost in her eyes she looks like just another pretty face... with fangs.
He's Adopted But family's family, and if your family's got skin issues, well then guess what you've got?